I got a bitchn couch. Come all ye faithful. Rest up on my upholstery.

All water has lead in it

All caps when you spell the man's name #mfdoomrip

Choose the wrong day to stop eating paint

For those that said Trump didn’t lose, learn how to read a chart, dumbass

We lost DOOM and now the country #RIPMFDOOM #WashingtonDC

Half-filtered water: filtered enough that whatever bad shit is in there won’t kill you but not enough that all those essential minerals are gone

I’ll take my stimmy in Bitcoin

Why does ice take so long to cook?

She said she doesn’t have a Roth. I said we’re breaking up

Soylent is just an expensive laxative

If you couldn’t predict Robinhood, Webull, and TD suspending trading, forcibly selling positions at the day’s low, and only allowing you to sell them you shouldn’t be trading $gme $nok $koss $amc $bb

Y’all ever read with different accents in your head to spice things up? Irish has been working well for me lately

Can we talk about ice expansion?

I’m a cat, bitch. Respectfully.