I see there's more people that need firing

Surely to God there's someone actually out there.

If you hate me, ignore me.

Cute went out with parachute pants.

Drinking game: take a drink every time someone says "I ain't gone lie" #liverisevilandmustbepunished #OPLive

Pro tips courtesy of @CplDrayton_BCSO #OPLive #notallheroeswearcapes

Who are all these nekid ladies follow!ng me?

The prom queen is rarely the one.

I was good at this when I wasn't good at me.

What I pray for is nobody's business...not even mine.

There are only winners....and no real judges.

It's a travesty that honesty makes you a bad person.

What you think is only important to you. . .and that's ok.

You are somebody's hero.

Whatever happened to Inspector 12?

Found it!

NASA Sends Rover To Search For Intelligent Life On ‘The View’ buff.ly/rsb4Xyn

We don't have the technology to cure cancer but we have the technology to clone a Dire Wolf from 10,000 years ago?

Ever lost a receipt to a $200 #duralast battery manufactured in August, 2022 with a 3 year replacement warranty and be told sorry about your luck?

Fuck you, #autozone ! Gonna buy a #Walmart battery and never, ever , shop in your sad ass stores again.