Hands down the most relatable tweet that’s ever been tweeted

Okay, now the Devers trade seems kinda fucked up

Holy FUCK

Patriots & Bears fans seeing this

My mom to my brother : "you don't want to end up like ur brother over there" Me over there:

Greenland is gonna be dope when we re-name it Hoth.

Fireside Yankees Austin Wells in the Dominican locker room

Hanging out with the baddie from dui class this week

Ted Kaczynski predicted the future better than Nostradamus ever could.

He cursing the pats and Cs? Someone take him out

not in just hockey not in just olympics not in just sports this is one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen in my life

Hang it in the Louvre What a moment for USA Hockey

Chipped teeth, full hearts, can’t lose

Everything else aside, an American goalie having the nickname “The Secretary of Defense” might be the coldest nickname of all time

I hate my life

If my order is right, feel free to treat me like absolute dogshit.

The feeling you have at this exact moment can’t be described.

Israel is Jack Doherty and America is his 300 lb. black guy.