me checking my bank account after an “it’s ok i deserve it” wknd

If Rashee Rice scores a touchdown AND the Chiefs beat the Jaguars today, we'll give a Rashee Rice autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

social media has ruined everything. standards... mindsets.. goals.. society.

i’m not even trying to be funny they dead ass look like mermaid man and barnacle boy

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 5 free gifts ? I‘m claiming 5 free gifts, valued at $240.78 temu.com/s/EanIQi5ydgvoY

holy hell

But it’s me who gotta use a paper straw to save the planet

LIAM DIED AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE FIRST ONE DIRECTION REUNION BEING A FCKING FUNERAL

the only reason I ever even joined this app was one direction

Liam Payne autopsy REVEALED. 😳‼️ It shows he had several drugs in his system, including c*caine, pink c*caine (a mix of m*th, k*tamine, and MD*A), b*nzodiazepines, and cr*ck, according to ABC.

“Kamala is going to raise taxes” Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

early results are in!

F U C K I C E

everyone who retweets will get harry tickets btw

THE FOURTH SISTER HAS BEEN BORN

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

😭😭😭😭😭😭

OH MY GODDDD???