me when i tell people i don’t like sushi

I truly think this song deserves to be talked about the same way The Climb is if we’re being honest

"daddy chill🥺✋" CHANGED HISTORY LMFAOOO😭😭😭

🚨 @SZA teases a new song on Instagram. “Drove by ur funeral just to piss in the ditch . I’m not remiss .”

are we still getting the songs

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david dobrik look like he the first head transplant survivor

dating someone who is actually nice to me rocks why didn’t I do this sooner

when u gonna stop drinking cokes with the wokes and come drink some dr.pepper w a big stepper

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When it’s Pinterest and music in bed time

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Worst part of being a glasses wearer is that you do indeed need to hit this move fairly regularly

opening spotify without having any songs that you are currently obsessed with is like opening the fridge knowing there is no food worth eating inside

the local bar vs me with 100 TouchTunes coins

“can you watch someone’s story for me” oh absolutely I never gave a f*ck

I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t.