Cousin: I'll send the money for babysitting on Cashapp Me: *checks Cashapp every 5 mins & nothing* ma'am, I need gas so pay me already!

He's so predictable 🙄

And...one of my ACs just died. Here's hoping I can replace it since it's already "almost hell" temps. 🫩

Boy they really are a cult & out of touch. I'm starting to think all these idiots want Iran to come up with a banger for them so they say the dumbest stuff to get noticed lol

Because this whole ass administration are members. Can we please hop timelines to a US with a competent administration?!

If Maxwell is pardoned, Trump & anyone supporting him is done. I hope they know that.

This is INSANE! Kairi literally had a storyline going. The Wyatt Sicks were never properly utilized, in my opinion, which is ashame. Aleister & Zelina had a good thing going then poof, disappeared.

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Paige really ate that up. She looked straight into the camera and said "Me and Azzi are not new to this. We been doing this for a long time." That was hella attractive. What's yours is yours ma'am. 😳

CCing my son this bc wtf

Cmon then... I still have the 1st Amendment so fuck off and fuck ICE.

Omg I want to hug him

This little turd can't have it both ways. One day he hates MAGA & the next he's licking their taint. Make up your mind.

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He's definitely got Grindr on his phone.

All these extremest men talk about "being manly" & "putting women in their place" when in reality, they are just Trump's bitch. Real manly 🙄

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My nephew, who is turning 2 on the 14th, just knocked something over & said "SHIT!" So I'm guessing I need to watch my mouth 😂

White women are gonna revolt

Clark calling Zaza a flopper is ironic. Preseason game her own ponytail stabbed her in the eye & she pitched a fit acting like the defender did it.