As Lightning McQueen would say... “Ka-Chow”

imagine pumping your own g- 🤢🤢imagine pumping your own ga- 🤢🤢🤢 nvm can’t even say it 🤢🤢🥴🤮 🥴🤮

Some man just took my hand and made me feel his facial hair so I took his hand and made him feel my leg hair. Weird flex but okay.

i’ve never had taco bell should I try it fav if yes

Gonna tell my kids these are the Founding Fathers

your mom

The airport is the one place where the customer is always wrong

We did an ice breaker today and my professor wanted a “special story that is going to make you stand out”. So I told the story of freshman year when I got misdiagnosed with cancer. To say my story stood out is an understatement.

Sororities make you feel old and irrelevant by the ripe age of 22

Still a problem

#UofSC24, you’re going to love our sunny 80° days. ☀️ We can’t wait until our Gamecocks can all be together on the Horseshoe again.

dunkin’ is cool bc u can order the exact same drink every time and still have no idea if it’ll be good or not

MAYO BATH

slapping “all my best” at the bottom of an email

Rest of the world: "This week, Floridians prepare for what could be a catastrophic hurricane." Floridians preparing:

SOUTH CAROLINA TAKES DOWN CLEMSON IN THEIR HOUSE 😤 South Carolina Football

Fixed it for you.