Mum guilt is absolutely the worst 🙈

Any other cop parents come to work with the Supertato theme stuck in their heads or is it just me?!

Thanks to the wonders of YouTube and FaceTiming my dad this morning I successfully changed the waste trap on the bath before my late shift 💪🏼

If anyone knows anything, however insignificant it might seem, please call it in.

My husband has just described getting Sam to sleep as a bedwatch…

Very happy husband. Well done Burnley FC And hopefully no more East Lancs derbies (aka cancelled rest days) for a few more years!

Petition for Abba to perform at #Eurovision next year of Sweden wins.

Shout out to the @BTPLancs dog handler who stopped and chatted to my two-year-old and gave him a card for PD Lazer. You made a little boy very happy! 😊

If Everton are going to put me through that each season from now on I’m quitting football 🙈

Going out for tea with a toddler is like going out with a drunk. He’s shouting, cried when the pizza ended and now trying to take his top off 🙄🤣

Back Slash Forward Slash

Stuck at the airport with a toddler sucks… especially when tuiuk don’t seem to keep people updated despite promising a text message…

I know I’m trying to avoid doing something when I’m opting to do housework instead 🙈 #nppf

Yes we have a full time job, no we aren't too old for Easter Eggs

Over a week with a child and no working washing machine. LG UK contract their warranty repairs to Pacifica Group who have cancelled two appointments and expect me to wait another week for someone to attend. This is absolutely not good enough!