Cllr Phil Doggart The City of Edinburgh Council And most councillors who speak this morning are taking time to make sure everyone knows that they were not the councillor criticised by Susanne Tanner KC for shouting at a junior member of staff when they visited Pinsent Masons office to read the paper copy of the report

Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have 2― Anthony Bourdain

People in Ireland already walking around wearing big Carling hats for St George's Day.

One for ⁦James " J.D." Oswald⁩ facebook.com/10004490107426…

Beer lovers face bottle shortage as rising energy costs hit UK breweries … and we used to love the Barrs bottle deposit … why did it ever stop? And milk bottles on the doorstep (blue tits loved those) theguardian.com/business/2022/…

Valerie decided to visit her school (or what’s left from it) on her prom day.

Nuff said

That description *needs* to be on their next album sleeve.

Ffs. EMF. Unbelievable

Tarte écossaise au pain blanc beurré avec sauce brune

Educational James " J.D." Oswald

Jim Daley is from Glasgow. Preordered number 11.

I’m very disappointed in my ITV colleague Roy. If he keeps this up, he'll come a cropper.

The Blue Whale possesses the largest heart on Earth, composed of four equally massed chambers. It pumps oxygen to all parts of its colossal body every 10 seconds. This magnificent creature, surpassing the size of any dinosaur, boasts a weight ranging from 100 to 150 tons, akin to

Grayson Perry | Smash Hits | National Galleries of Scotland nationalgalleries.org/exhibition/gra…

Meet Pakistani national Mehak Quereshi, who at last Saturday's pro-Palestinian demonstration seemed to want the genocide of the Jews. An intern at K2X Tech, which is a Pakistan company, she is a student at Goldsmiths, University of London. She needs to be expelled & deported.

Does anyone know a good locksmith? Some old tenants are leaving that I'm keen to keep out...