90% of y’all I see posting “my boo this, my boo that, my love got me flowers” y’all gonna be single by Friday anyhow 😂😂

As much as I mess shit up, I need Twitter to get that edit button

I kinda like this little town, Bonham Tx!

My Grandma says I’m handsome 🤷🏼

Black jack dealer tonight:” you know the difference between soft or hard right?” @ayeeitskae “ if you don’t there’s a serious problem” 😂😂💀

She call me daddy, she don’t even call her daddy “Daddy.”

Texas weather is trying to get us ready for Russia

This ain’t the Draft i dreamed about being in as a kid, but fuck it we ball

Ol Dad Use me as a reference, A1 performance

Back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me 🤟🏼😝

For now on if Ol Sam ain’t welcome, I ain’t coming! I’ve talked about getting a border collie for a while. Finally got me one!

I didn’t have the sex talk, but I did have the “ want in one hand, shit in the other” talk…

I been in this town too long, the lady at the store calling me by my government name. Time to relocate

What do y’all do for a living to be able to go to the yards and ball out every weekend????

🪶Romans 12:10🪶

A relationship should be 50/50 I wear the pants, and she starches them🤟🏼

It’s Ol Dad’s born day, let’s see what year 20 has in store for a young playa🤟🏼☺️