“I’ll be in front of my computer in 5 minutes” is the new “I’m right around the corner”

I'm not going to shut down the country. I'm not going to shut down the economy. I'm going to shut down the virus.

Rudy Giuliani is my new favorite “I Think You Should Leave” character

Retweet if you will never vote for another republican ever again

Pod kinda Saved America

So excited for you all to see our #BlackHistoryMonth collaboration with comedycentral!

And with Vice President Kamala Harris casting the crucial tie-breaking vote, at 5:30am after 14 hours of debate, the Senate has passed a $1.9 trillion budget for COVID relief. Georgia voters made this possible.

Magic Spoon cereal is child like cereal for adults. Buy buy buy

We need to ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines in this country. There’s no reason somebody needs a weapon of war with 100 rounds in a magazine. None.

THE FATHER is brilliant if you haven’t seen it. Knocked me out.

LFG!

This is not March 2020. 200 million people are fully vaccinated. We’re prepared. We know more. We just have to stay focused.

😭 save court street regal

fair is fair: let the williams sisters slap jane campion

I'm not over Denzel Washington having his own haunting proverbs to drop at a moment's notice.

Perfect headline

I’d rather ExxonMobil build up tolerance to lower profits.

This is my Super Bowl

So when does the Golden Age of America start because right now I'm just seeing a lot of good people losing their jobs and a lot of planes crashing