So Amazon decided to force this always on upon kindle owners...always sucking down data and glowing all night. If it turns "off" you have to plug it in to charger to activate power button but no equivalent to turn off by choice... just wait overnight for hours and hours i guess

Oops, forgot to hide my intelligence during a job interview again! This makes my decisions so much easier. To no longer hiding my light under a barrel to sell my time to the mediocre 🥂

Been a while since i could start day describing what I'll do to body of Senior Advisors spammers, but they figured out how to get around do not disturb filter...so it goes....

Spammers seem to like this time of day on fb too....bc they're all meth heads still up from last night?

I wish these tweakers would call when I'm awake enough to ask for a website to ddos instead of just traumadumping all imagery from every horror/thriller

I'm just done with Dove at this point... deceptive about what you get in deodorant that may end up crumbled on floor any time you open it

Only one grocery store is insane enough to lock up the deodorant aisle in a desert city! They've got some deals on fresh produce though so 👌

Whyyy is there a body spray that smells like children's penicillin?!!! At least whatever coworker dousing themselves in it is covering up the other office stink of *actual sewer gases* but man I'm already regretting changing my end date to get that Labor Day pay! #workstinks

All the gates are broken now at my very expensive apartments so no emergency vehicles can get in or out... only small imports with ability to fold in mirrors

Naked lady sushi but it's desserts on a voluptuous woman and there's copious amounts of sweetened condensed milk 🥛😜

Looks like our humble overlord has perfected sustaining a rock concert's worth of hearing loss in 20 secs #mtgcon #vegas loop

Annoying difference between #mtgcon and #gpvegas is there's not as much socializing in lobby and outdoors bc you must defeat this dog to enter or leave

I used to work in an oppressive call center where I had to have DoNotDisturb on in case I accidentally put phone back in pocket instead of locker. Now I still randomly miss important calls even with phone in hand bc Samsung Electronics thinks it's ok to do this to their customers! 2nd pg!

Making your birthdate 4/20/1969 on stupid forms is all fun and games until it gets you added to every "scammable old person" database! Thoughts and prayers to our elders and their full voicemail inboxes

I'm holding F1 responsible for this even if just karmically responsible #Vegas #LasVegas

Had to divert through chinatown to go to bed bc of the fuckkking Nascar bitches tearing up the city and had to learn that there is a live sashimi place and that it is exactly what it sounds like. Must be North Korean...

F1 tickets come with a icepick under every seat for the self lobotomizing necessary to watch cars go in circles for hours #vegasweak

There's a grand theft auto gang targeting guests of the #ageofchivalry Renaissance Faire this weekend. Almost got run over by one of them but police don't answer their phones in #LasVegas

Seeking identity of this thief and drug user how do I do this?

So Sony has decided its customers are only allowed to play #BaldursGate3 if you scan a QR code and if they have ever let a random child with a foreign IP address buy games and add-ons with your credit card and the bank caught them you dont get to play at all???