The moon is shrinking! This doesn't bode well for future sales of Life As We Knew It... smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the…

Hank, Disgraced Budweiser Horse Turned Junkie, Tells All, by joyce wadler open.substack.com/pub/joycewadle…

👍🏾Please and Thank You.

Six inches of snow and still falling. Just a preview of what the weather will be like on April 8 when I travel to see the eclipse. #snowday

I am so sad to learn of Flaco the Owl's death. Seeing pictures of him and reading about his life in Manhattan brightened my days.

The Howard Cosell wannabe on FOX is truly awful.

Does anyone else take the assorted letters from the NY Times Pentagram and create new words? Mine for today is DILDORAMA. DILDODRAMA and DILDOAROMA are also options.

Eclipses have been around for a while. Here's a beautiful black and white photograph taken of one by E.W. Hazard on Jan. 24, 1925

They knew how to throw an eclipse in 1925. ny.curbed.com/2017/8/14/1614… “The sun may be eclipsed,” [Mayor] Hylan told the crowd, “but New York; Never!”.

I was at the Final Four. I couldn't have imagined a more exciting game than UConn/Iowa and I earned my livelihood by imagining exciting things. What a game. Now I can't wait until Sunday.

What do you do when you're on page 15 of a 272 page history book and you discover a really big mistake? Do you stop reading the book? Do you keep reading it knowing you can't trust anything in it? Do you just not care?

You know those books- The History of Something in 10 Objects? I'm thinking of writing one called The History Of My Body in 10 Foods (9 of which are ice cream).

I really miss Pluto being a planet and everyone makes fun of Uranus because of its name so we don't we swap names? That way Pluto gets to be a planet again and no one will make fun of Uranus anymore because it won't be worth talking about.

A post-midnight 2 is a Wordle to celebrate (and give me insomnia): Wordle 1,130 2/6 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I decided to stay up to play Midnight Wordle and was rewarded with a Midnight Two. I lucked out with both my first and second words and am feeling very pleased with myself. Wordle 1,132 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I realized today that since vegetables grow from seeds, poppy seed and sesame seed bagels must be vegetables!

This is such a moving story: 106 years after dying in WWI combat, an Army private will be laid to rest | Stars and Stripes

Joe Biden is a very good president and a very good man but the past month has felt like the moment when Dorothy opens the black and white door into the technicolor Oz. Just watch out for the flying monkeys!

The one thing I really don't need is an extra hour before this election day.

No matter what the results are Election Day, it is my sincerest hope that Trump is sentenced to begin his prison term on Jan. 19.