I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of

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President Biden can #CancelStudentDebt. This would help close the racial wealth gap and provide relief to tens of millions of workers, people, and families.

so for four years we couldn't prosecute Trump because he was president and now we have to let him get away with it because he's no longer president? holy fucking shit, this is some industrial-strength bullshit and I'm not having any of it

.@fortunefunny you’re on Kenan Thompson new show?! 😱🤗

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Troy Hinrichs Really good question. Nope. But I’m supremely grateful to have had any run whatsoever.

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It’s time the super-wealthy and big corporations pay their fair share in taxes.

Meanwhile in Minnesota

I hope they don't pick up the pandemic up for another season.

a few of my favorite memories

Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted

Shout out to the top five ments in the world, This Magic Mo, George Clinton and Parlia, Arrested Develop, 13th Amend, and indict.

someone please get this woman photographed holding a fishing license

She is cool

One of the best ways to decide between two old guys is to pick the one who isn't a complete piece of shit and whatnot.

Let’s get 500 retweets as quickly as possible on this new video humiliating Donald Trump