In need of help! We've called IndyStar and they don't save old copies. Looking for paper copy from Sunday, October 6th. Wife of husband who wrote her a song as he was dying of cancer. There's an article about the song in that paper. She would like to have it. Do your thing X

I'm a grown woman. But not an I can match my right and left eyeliner grown.

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Husband: Are you even listening to me? Me: Oh, sorry. I was busy watching videos of Amish doing donuts in snowy parking lots in their buggies

I don't know where this originated. But if you're from Indiana, you get it.

If you have a friend whose last name is Figg, his first name is now Figg.

Okay, a phone number your kids can call that you tell them is your friend who would love to hear all about [Insert kids latest obsession] but it's just a recording that says things like cool, yeah, or wow every few seconds.

Normalize Grilled Cheese fir breakfast.

Everybody appreciates a good appetizer sampler. But let's start doing that with desserts.

Get a call from chaperone at the school dance asking me to come pick up my 12 year old early. I go. He gets in the car and I ask why he wanted to leave early. He said he's social meter was full. I can relate.

When cooking breakfast, does bacon make it to the plate, or does it get eaten piece by piece by your kids as soon as it's done?

Management to the guy responsible for putting the twist-ties on bread: Every 8th loaf, twist it the opposite direction to really mess with people

Me: Oh gosh, I love this dress. Amazon: Here it is on your model Me: removes from cart

I told my boys that the penny is going to be their "back in my day" story for their kids and grandkids.

This being on-call 24/7, 365 as a mom/wife is exhausting. Can you imagine any other job being that way? And you aren't just responsible for your tasks and things. You're responsible for everyone's tasks and things. Anyone else hanging by a thread?