I could not give any less fucks about the giant dog you've brought in and who you are clearly unable to control

"i want a very wet cappuccino and make it large" that's a fucking latte you pylon #BaristLife #DearCustomer #Coffee

I love it when people have to ask for the key to go to the bathroom #DearCustomer #BaristaLife

#DearCustomer: "Uh this doesn't look like all ice, I wanted just ice, no water in my iced Americano" IT FUCKIN WAS ICE MADAM! I CANNOT BEND THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR QUAD SHOT CRUTCH THAT ESPRESSO IS HOT #BaristaLife #Coffee

#DearCustomer: "Hi can I have a large, quad shot, breve, extra hot latte?" #BaristaLife #Coffee

"soy milk latte on the bar" #DearCustomer: oh thank you, is this mine? "did you have a Soy latte?" DC: No I didn't.

Hey Siri show me LARPing idiot making coffee

#DearCustomer: "Uh ya I want a triple shot latte, but decaf. Make it decaf" #Coffee #BaristaLife

"Hi, do you have a mask you can wear while you're inside?" #DearCustomer: "but I'm vaccinated" #Coffee #BaristaLife

#DearCustomer: Uh I've been waiting patiently for my coffee. {looks around at a long line and new employees doing their best} "I'm very sorry" #BaristaLife #Coffee

It always amazes me how upset people get with baristas when other people steal drinks that aren't there's. Who was it who wasn't paying attention when their drink was called? Who forgot what they ordered and didn't grab theirs? #Coffee #BaristaLife #DearCustomer

YA! I'M PRETTY FUCKIN TIRED OF WEARING A MASK TOO! BUT GUESS WHAT?! I'M NOT A SELFISH PSYCHOPATH WHO'S INCAPABLE OF MAKING CHOICES FOR THE BENEFIT OF OTHERS #DearCustomer #BaristaLife #Coffee

Yeesh this mandatory alcohol server training sure is making me thirsty anybody else? #DearCustomer

#DearCustomer: I'd like a medium Americano, decaf, lots of room for oat milk, with some honey, Cinnamon, and a dash of cayenne Me, your friendly neighbourhood barista:

#DearCustomer: YOU GOT ANY SODA? YFNB: No we just have what's in the case, we have some sparkling dri- DC: CO-CA-CO-LA YFNB: No, sorry only what's in the case there. DC: WHAT FLAVORS I DON'T WANT TO READ THEM YFNB: We've got a lem- DC: PEP-SEE CO-LA? #BaristaLife #Coffee

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