jis speed se ghar k ration mein ja raha hai paisa, aise to Comicstaan ka jeeta hu sab lag jaega. Payments made easy through Truecaller's new feature #MoreInOne so can't even make any excuse now Truecaller

I'm on Helo now! m.helo-app.com/al/xfTkSjSdh

So in retrospect, in 2015, not a single person got the answer right to "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?" 🤔

My hand towel tried to commit suicide. Got caught on the trimmer wire. #DieAnotherDay #GuessWhereITookThisPhotoFrom

I also fully agree :P Check the link out! x.com/Chant_Anand/st…

What the hell does one tweet about! :x #IdontUnderstandThisShit

RIP BB King. I'm no blues fan and have no idea who you are, but you seem like a nice person so I'm gng to leverage your death to appear cool

Do you think the British Empire fcking us over ws a result of an inept translator explaining to them the meaning of "Angrezon bharat chodo"?

Tonight Epicentre-Gurgaon with Abijit Ganguly & Nishant Suri for GrandmastersOfComedy for the first edition of Times LoL Tuesdays.

Thanks TOI. Never knew Bapu wanted to become a museum.

YAY x.com/greencomedian/…

Retweeting old stuff because I just saw it today :S Note to self : be active on Twitter x.com/FiatCaffeBlr/s…

Got a traffic challan today for overspeeding. Have returned it to the government to protest against the rising intolerance. #DoYourBit

Accha mazaak Mazaak Ganda mazaak Behuda mazaak Kal ka match :/

Do cigarettes cure cancer after their expiry date?