Interesting.... Brands, WSL, etc compared with the same, roughly audience size, and was surprised to see Hurley with the 'win'... Athletes next...

Annnnnd athletes.. Alana with 3.6% is wild! Also shows that athletes, generally, have a better engagement rate (audience) than brands. Why? That's a medium post (or Linkedin, if you wanna fly high like Gary Veeeeee)

I get why Facebook stock is high. The amount of directed advertising that works for me is pretty high, by high i mean like 10%. #NewAdidas

We're just curious about facts. The @WSL has six million followers on Facebook - the LARGEST social media presence on earth.

Lulz - even discounting bots World Surf League. Only 2... we'll give you 3k that actually tune in. The World Surf League doesn't get 1% of their ROI.

We'd like ANYONE in the surf industry to contact us if you have fire. If not, lucky you, the next trooper will do.

This fella has skills: liamstephens.com

It is our duty to inform surfers everywhere, that Wikileaks confirmed this morning that 2.2 million people, indeed watch surf contests.

Okay, we can't keep everyone April fooled forever.

So the shark audience magnet employed by the World Surf League saw a massive leap in viewership to 1,500 on their Facebook Live Stream.

Comical commercialization of an imperial doctrine being fully realized in real time should INDUCE rage... good luck with therapy. x.com/buddaprotocol/…

Here's to celebrating the massive competitive surfing audience.... all 2.6k of them.

Happy Independence Day to surfing's biggest Pinocchio...

This is almost as revealing as Welcome to Paradise Now Go To Hell. Tho this article probably took more time. Way to break balls... x.com/thebitchycrab/…

Dear @SportsTVRatings :: Can you tell us why pro surfing (the one in the ocean in waves) has zero records of a live audience?

That "somewhere" you mention has been carefully sniffed by those who prefer to TELL pro surfing had audiences beating NBA & MLB - no joke, x.com/sportstvrating…

Someday, someone will write a story about a surf commentator who lied about the audience numbers to MILLIONS of real life investors.

So many layers to this... drugs, retail and real estate still fuel the engine of capital. x.com/laweekly/statu…

People who never surfed have written more beautifully about the art than any performer.

Interesting times. Then there is THIS! engadget.com/2017/08/28/tay… Number doctoring & payola. Fuck them all & everything they love.