Members, please excuse your staff's absences this morning as they are out buying up all the THC gummies in Central Texas. -On a motion of your constituents who would like to stockpile gummies too, but your staff deserve first dibs based on what they have to put up with. #txlege

I hear they would prefer gummies... just saying. #txlege

Shaheen calling Dutton "Baby" might be the only good thing that happens while the House is in session this Memorial Day weekend. Wishing I could be a fly on the wall on their date! #txlege

.Greg Abbott is a RINO. He vEtOEd a RePUbBliCan BiLL tHaT ONLy DeMOnCraTS VoTEd AgAiNsT. HE wILL Be PrimArIeD. #txlege Did I do that right?

Wu Tin Cain is forever. #txlege

🎶 JUST DROPPED: “SINE DIE (WE MADE IT OUT ALIVE)” A POP ANTHEM FOR EVERYONE WHO SURVIVED THE 89TH #TXLEGE 🏛️💅 FROM DEADLINES TO DRAMA, THIS ONE’S FOR THE STAFFERS, LOBBYISTS, LAWMAKERS & THE CHAOS CREW. 🎧 LISTEN NOW & RELIVE THE MADNESS.

Yeah booooyyyy! Happy Sine Die! Don't believe the hype! Everything #txlege passed this session wasn't great. I bet FLAVOR FLAV is as excited about Sine Die as the rest of us because all the tags about Moody's clock will stop... Hopefully for 2 years.

I'd like to offer a perfecting amendment! #txlege

The most interesting part about all of that from 2007 is the fact that Craddick has continued to comeback and serve in the body for 18 more years/9 sessions with the bipartisan group of members who were trying to vacate the chair when he was was ruling with an iron fist. #txlege

It was a simpler time. #txlege

Parliamentary inquiry: What's taking Greg Abbott so damn long to release his final #txlege veto list? Would it be in order to make a motion that he veto all bills he hasn't signed and get it over with?

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Make sure a couple different versions of your big news spreads through the #txlege gossip mill for at least 2 several days and then tell people they need to pay you for your version. I hear it makes your news more believable. Some people even call it journalism.

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You better know your rights because Reitz is trying to take 'em away. Did I do that right? #txlege

Are we seriously playing I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I, #txlege racism version? Chairman, with all due respect -and we agree on many things - this tweet is so, so wrong. I thought you were better than this - please educate yourself on racism and what it actually means.

Dude, it's been realer than a triple wave wipeout! Thanks for the good vibes and epic memories, bro. Stoked for you to ride the endless wave of retirement — no more legislatin', just high tides! Catch you cruisin’ the beach of freedom. Stay salty! 🏄‍♂️🌊🌴 #txlege #surfsup

Giving condoms to sexually active teens is common sense. Showing love & care to LGBTQ youth is common sense. Counseling -common sense. You've legislated against all that. How does one identify what you think is common sense, when they think you lack common sense? #txlege 🏄‍♂️