King Kohli for a reason👑 #INDvsBAN

Manager: You are one of the most important people in the team and we cannot function with full efficiency without you. That's why I cannot approve your leave. Me:

How I think I look during A/B Testing vs How I actually look

*Scenes from my last meeting* Me: There's this new tool that helps you create briefs and share them with the team. It will automate half your work. Manager: What's the name? Me: Bhupendra Jogi

*After completing the first draft* Me: So elegant. So beautiful. Looking like a wooooooow

Why is this Monday 3 weeks long?

Me: I am taking a leave tomorrow. Manager: Why? Me: Mummy ne Diwali ki sadai karne ko bola hai. Manager: We are taking a leave tomorrow.

When the manager rejected your leave application but you won't take No for an answer!

Client: I want an ad with Apple's innovation, Coke's emotional appeal, and Nike's storytelling. Us: what's your budget? Client: What budget? Us:

Total minutes the salary lasts in your account.

would you still love me if i were a client brief?

My manager to me when I miss the deadline by 2 mins

Ever tried taking a leave on Monday when Friday is a holiday?

URGENT⚠️ Need a place to crash for a few lifetimes. Told my manager I'll get back to work after reaching home.

Walking into the manager's office after completing the work 59 sec earlier from the deadline .

Now I understand why I needed to make 7 edits before it could finally get approved.