GUESS WHO'S BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!

#FlashbackFriday to your girl looking hot as fuck, and clearly looking to shoot kill some motherfucker!

Silly Pretty Committee did a big naughty booboo. I should have brought the axe. Maybe next time!

Little black dress to match my little black heart.

This is where the thicc mama Tracy Dixon and I show a pair of pretentious bitches, what we do to pretentious bitches, when we kick the crap out of a pair of pretentious bitches! #PretentiousBitches

You know, the Pretty Committee Bianca Davis ⭐ THE SUPERSTARLET ⭐ wanna make out that me & Tracy Dixon are uggos, but I'm gonna call BS on that. I am cute, and have a nice butt. Tracy is cute, and has the MOTHER OF ALL BUTTS. House of Dix. We get all of the dicks. @SouthRebelWr

Just wanted to give a shoutout to the @SouthRebelWr Hardcore Champion, Kate Steele- Pawk. You've come quite a way since the dumb teenage rookie I used to haze back in the day.

My priority for this Hell Cell clusterfuck is less winning the match, and more doing something insane. Something people remember you know? Memories mean more than titles in this business. Especially when you remember hurting someone badly and it being really really funny.

OOOH! I can bring mace! I'll leave my opponents to worry about whether I mean pepper spray or a medieval melee weapon.

This is the plaaaaaace where you get the maaaaaace in the faaaaaace~

I am also starting a petition to have the stipulation for the Hardcore Championship match apply to all standard one fall matches from now on. I mean, it's just more fun.

You know, like an extra objective. It's like playing Overwatch.

But better than Overwatch, because you get paid, rather than Bobby Kotick. Who I'm officially adding to my hardcore match shitlist.

Why is buying a mace so much easier in Skyrim than it is in Atlantic City?!

I liiiiived by the chair and dieeeeed by the chair. Musical chairs, doop de doo, round to the right. And @BruiserBecca & Bianca Davis as tag champs?! That's hilariously amazing. Best odd duck pairing since the Ugly Duckling. (I think Becca's the swan. Swans are vicious).

Where's my guitar? I need a campfire and a rousing rendition of Kum Bah Yah.

So apparently I have afternoon drinkiepoos plans. And as THE CHAMP C.C.M. is gonna be there, I'm schmoozing with @SouthRebelWr's elite! Hey Bianca Davis am I doing this influencer stuff right?

house has a best fwiend and dat is Connie Craven. finally someone who appweciates house. mes kiwi fwiend!