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After being hypnotized by purple k, what would you make Supes do? Joker's answer: Turn him into a little bitch dog. The whole nation watched as the former hero crawled on all fours, from the streets of Metropolis to the Daily Planet office. Shocked? … No, I think they loved it!

"See ya, Superman, or should I say never again... Wait! Strip off your suit first. You’re not taking it where you’re going anyway. Honestly, I just want it as my little souvenir for your final defeat… Now ready to take off and say goodbye to Metropolis? 3… 2… 1... "

Powerless Superman reduced to a pro wrestler's personal meat-sack! And they don’t just kick his ass, they've got ways to make him feel extra hopeless and humiliated.. How? Rip those sweat-drenched red briefs off him and shove the whole filthy thing over his face. Perfect!

Facing the monster from another dimension, Superman fought with everything he had... yet still stood no chance. He could only scream in terror as the darkness devoured him whole. Where was it taking him? No one knew. All that waited was horror, agony, and endless torment!

"No quick death for you, you overgrown boy scout! Breathe it in, let the kryptonite gas burn the life from your alien lungs... You know I love watching those beautiful blue eyes roll back in suffocation. Now cry, you trash. Cry while I film it for the archives..."

Today let’s dial things down a bit and just appreciate how beautiful he is, our gorgeous Kryptonian prince... Poor Superman… someday the most vicious villains are going to put him through absolute hell, and that breathtaking beauty of his will be destroyed for good...

Superman has been chained in the sewer for nearly a week... By this point he’s become Parasite’s personal power battery. But when you look into his eyes,you know instantly that what he’s enduring goes far, far beyond merely having his strength drained away.

Kal-El's superhuman reproductive system finally met its match in this merciless machine. A near-perfect vacuum relentlessly sucked out his essence while the Kryptonian testis were subjected to constant brutal pressure 24/7... He's dying in an endless cycle of orgasms and agony!

Welcome to LexCorp slaughterhouse, where today's caped wonder ends up as tomorrow's hamburger. The chainsaw's screaming, time's running out... Someone help our overgrown Boy Scout from Kansas before Lex start taking orders!

"Kryptonite is already lethal to Superman, and you’re telling me someone is hitting his little supes with a kryptonite laser?! OMG, listen to his tortured moans… Wait! Look at his face! Is he dying in pain… or is he low-key having the orgasm of the century right now?!"

Sorry for taking a long break over the past few weeks, but Superman's punishment and humiliation will continue. Tell me, what do you guys want to see?

Bizarro hit the already defeated Superman with the infamous Surfboard Stretch!!! He even yanked Superman’s underwear down and did it again. Fans in the arena and in front of their TVs got to watch the Man of Steel reduced to a pathetic pile of limp flesh. What a humiliation!

The most deliciously painful way to end Superman? Dunk the big blue boy scout in a glowing green kryptonite bath. Let its toxic power seep into every pore, erode every muscle, and dissolve every cell in his body. And the best part? Slowly draining away his super essence!!

"Welcome to your new home, big alien boy. Get comfy in the dark and cold. After all, you're gonna be down here a lot longer than your little red panties can handle."

"Time to say farewell to that invulnerable erection, Boy Scout. The entire bloodline of Kryptonians gets destroyed today!!!"

“W-what are you doing?! Please... don’t take off my boots.... I’m begging you...”

What a cruel delight! Superboy, gagged with a custom kryptonite ball and gift-wrapped in ropes, dangling like a pathetic ornament. His muffled whimpers? Truly the most exquisite sound on Earth.

Anyone out here feeling SUPER hungry?

"It's like you're part of my collection now, Superman. An stunning trophy, with your desperation and fear perfectly perserved in ice."