Tamara Christoph (@supermisty1337) 's Twitter Profile
Tamara Christoph

@supermisty1337

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calendar_today16-01-2015 12:54:34

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In Anbetracht der Situation ein kurzer Service Tweet an alle Pärchen da draußen: Niemand will an Weihnachten Geburtstag haben. Hamstert Kondome! #COVIDー19

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Running out of both toilet paper and soap at the same time just gave me serious war-time flashbacks to the beginning of the pandemic when both items were impossible to get a hold of 😷

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Es gibt akzeptable Begriffe für Wasser mit Kohlensäure. Die folgenden gehören nicht dazu. (Unvollständige Liste) - Laut - Wasser mit Sprudel - Mit Blubb #petpeeve

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U-Bahn Anzeige, Wettervorhersage für Bayern: Teils freundlich, teils trüb. Oder auch: Beschreiben Sie Tamara in 4 Worten. 🙃

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My mother talks to, and about her roomba as if he (it's a he!) were some degenerate kid she picked up from the streets. #weirdo

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Someone on my favourite TV show just said "don't put too much cheese on it" and I'm about to turn off cause I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

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Earlier today, my mother, who I can only describe as "not particularly interested in politics" asked me if I believed Biden would survive his inauguration, and that pretty much sums up how messed up that Land of the Free is.

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Will someone photoshop inauguration Bernie onto the casting couch already? I'm incapable of doing it myself, but I NEED TO SEE THAT!!!!

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Ok wtf does "mercury is in retrograde" even mean and how fckn often does it happen? I feel like I'm reading that shit every other week?!

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Isn't it wild how you meet someone when you're traveling and though you'll probably never see them again you just keep following their social media? Like, "oh, this woman I got shitfaced with at an Irish bar in Thailand 6 years ago had her 2nd child! Good for her!"

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What's the point in having a non-relationship if I can't have an insecurity-fuelled mental breakdown over nothing once a week??