more like James BuCANTan Barnes

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hey bucky

bucky, you're not a fucking owl, stop saying "who?" every time we call your name

can I adopt steve rogers

ASSASSINS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE'LL BLEED

I heard you like hot dads

do you ever look back on your life and ask • why didn't I wear a condom • why didn't I adopt steve rogers • why didn't thAT CAR FLOAT

parenting advice: don't have children

the fault in our children - a novel, by me

Why didn't I get a Nobel Peace Prize for creating Captain America?

if you like piña coladas and making it rain $$$

At least I'm a better father than Thanos

I don't know what I'm more upset about. The fact that I didn't get to live long enough to see Steve's return, or that I couldn't remake him?

Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Homo.

#NameYourVaginaAfterAMovie Black Widow Get it... Cause it doesn't exist

I had a hand in saving Steve's life along with Dr. Erskine by giving him the gift of the Super Soldier serum How did Bucky thank me? Murder

COME AND GET YOUR LOVE

my son is an idiot #explainafilmplotbadly

your name.. is freezer burn barnes