I've been in a hot tub for over three hours straight and it's amazing.

Cooperstown is now a better place with the greatest Designated Hitter of all time finally making it. Congratulations Edgar! #EdgarHOF

🚨 BY POPULAR DEMAND, if this gets 33,333 RTs by 12:12pm tomorrow, we'll change our profile picture to this. Russell Wilson Bobby Wagner Jadeveon Clowney Tyler Lockett @ccarson_32 Duane Brown @ShaquillG Michael Dickson KJ Wright #ProBowlVote x #GoHawks

This Is The Way...

How early after waking up is too early to start fantasizing about a nap?

I have to listen to "Walking in the Snow" at least forty more times, holy shit that song brings HEAT. #RTJ4

WE ARE GOING BACK TO MLS CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be in Vegas in April for a bachelor party, and I'm already frightened for my liver and wallet.

Want a Seattle Mariners City Connect jersey? Here's how ⬇️ All you have to do is RT and follow Julio Rodriguez🇩🇴🦁 for your chance to win!

Too horny to sleep, which is just exhausting.

THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP! #SeizeTheMoment

Sam Darnold has more Super Bowl rings than Dan Marino. Argue with a wall, best team in the world!

Now that I have a follower I should probably tweet something. Waffles are better than Pancakes. #Controversy.

That Mariners win was the highlight of tonight. Ten run comeback is unreal. #GoMariners.

Thank me later. soundcloud.com/travisscott-2/…

@jasmine_lush 2017 officially off to a great start.

@ScarlettQuinn13 😍😍😍😍😍😍

I am in a constant desire for ice cream.