ok so the now the norm is if someone is asking for food and help on the train, you strangle them. if someone rings your doorbell, you shoot them? if someone accidentally pulls into your driveway, you shoot them? that’s just what we’re agreeing to as a society?

Who tf is listening to Shawn Mendez

Is Lana del Rey 6 ft tall?

Hoopla

fellas, don’t date that girl who’s too young for you. in college my friend dated a thirty year old and we called him “Old Balls” behind his back

no its really cool to surrender to your most basic animal instincts and behave like a fucking Cartoon Character. Youre valid and interesting

Every time I watch this I cry laughing

every time

if i disappeared tomorrow i don’t think anyone would even notice

in high school this girl and i used to kiss and make out and hold hands and hang out everyday and tell each other how beautiful the other was and leave cute notes in each others lockers and have sleepovers and kiss and cuddle in bed and we called ourselves best friends

Ok ok does anyone remember timmy thick ? Was anyone on Twitter during that time period

Tonight’s “Misery Business” special guest: @Rico_Nastyy or Hayley Williams circa 2007?

Hmmm I think I may perhaps consider the possibility of me leaving the service industry perchance

One way to reduce planetary overshoot is by prioritizing urban transportation modes that require fewer resources/energy. Using an electric car in an urban setting is extremely wasteful from an energy and resource perspective.

hey sorry they said they can only serve you the middle one

its uncanny

@JoshuaPHilll

Life is just a non stop cycle of your coworkers getting sick and then you eventually catching their colds

regina spektor thinking she can go toe to toe with bjork over this is crazy