Thankfully I’ve moved on to hockey season and baseball can’t hurt me anymore this year

Blue Jays right now

If the Padres went 15 innings I would faint

Bought a nespresso specifically for my office… gonna be CAFFEINATED

I would fly to SF just for Clam chowder and a biscoff latte rn

The amount of times I hear someone talking about me at work but they’re just talking about furniture drives me insane

WHY

Me: stressed out, overstimulated My boss: blasting lil Jon get low

Why does Nova only act like a senior citizen when I’m trying to go to bed

They better not ruin the end of stranger things

I went from downsizing Christmas to decorating 3 trees 😂

No more Bobby fastballs 🥲

Absolutely not…. I’ll be in Mexico ☀️

Overpacking seems to be a family trait

I would rather do anything but go to work tomorrow

Slept 9hrs last night and I feel like a whole new person

Not even Vicks can save me from this cold 🤧

If you think your dogs dramatic, mine ran away 3 times this weekend bc she’s mad at me

I did it. I finally bought tires instead of a whole new car