Nigga al-Gaib.

Dwyane Wade and Dirk Nowitzki on the “fake coughing” incident during the 2011 NBA Finals: Dirk: “I didn’t appreciate it…to me it felt a little disrespectful — I felt like I never had to fake an injury, I never had to fake an illness…I thought it was childish…” Wade: “In the

Bro 😂💀

*getting ready to pay for my oil change* Mechanic: we also noticed tha- Me:

u could tell how heavy his ballsack is from the way he blew the candle, any more force he’d cum from his mouth 😭

Honest to god ⚠️ What the actual fuck was Ariel thinking 😂🐀

Chaque contrôle de Semenyo y’a un p’tit ghanéen qui abandonne le foot pour devenir barber

I ain’t never seen KD dive for a loose ball in a game all season but I’m supposed to believe he did this in practice LMFAO

grand cru

Sengun run like he got titties

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J’ai mm pas les mots

pendant que kimpembe ca l'avait envoyé chez le vétérinaire qui avait rafistolé T-Bag miskin

“Just hoop bitch ass nigga” in corporate terms

Gave birth to a wh*re and a wannabe gangster, Dads cum must be nuclear waste

Drake est tellement grand que les médias tweetent les paroles d’un morceau qui n’est même pas encore sorti mdrrrrrrr ICEMAN COMING SOON 🧊🧊🧊🧊

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points. Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

En 2020 LeBron a éliminé les Rockets d’Harden et Westbrook et envoyé tout une franchise en reconstruction. 6 ans plus tard, les jeunes issus (littéralement) de cette reconstruction sont venus l’affronter et c’est le vieux de 41 ans qui leur colle un 3-0 svp je vais m’évanouir

Perc 30 got me walking like sengun