high school was insane they had mfs come out of gym with no shower go straight to lunch and be served a burger with milk

you should totally pursue every creative endeavor you’re interested in and stop worrying about not being good enough!!!!!

The Divine Feminine by Mac Miller

“In the Morning” J Cole Ft. Drake

trader joe put his whole dick into the coconut cream greek yogurt shit is so scrumptious

SO sick of walking into Slingshot to see a bunch of fish jumping around to Mr. Brightside and a DJ acting like he’s in Berlin while he’s mixing Calvin Harris

My oil painting of a PBJ & glass of Milk

Did i just help Jerry Seinfeld pick out lingerie for his wife?

Jeep people rlly think they are the coolest mfs around like chill out

WHY do we constantly feel the need to garnish everything with diced tomatoes can this please STOP

Gym isn’t enjoyable when there’s loads of men there sorry, y’all ruin everything.

First class is actually the worst song I’ve ever heard.. i cannot believe this man said “pineapple juice, i give her sweet, sweet, sweet semen” and y’all rlly let that shit get to number one

lets bring back poptropica

The fact that Ed Sheeran gets horny don’t sit right with me

Are you okay or did u watch bret michaels rock of love at 9 years old