"If Harris wins I'm moving to another country" Oh so you think people should be able to cross international borders to leave a political situation they don't want to be in? 🤔

Low key kind of rude to tell people they look tired. It’s like yes, as a matter of fact, I am tired, and also, thanks for pointing out that I look like shit 🙂👍🏼

it sounds fake to anyone who does not have it because it's genuinely this every day

I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so": "This was identified early on as a likely outcome."

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I voted against Donald Trump for the third time. And for the third time I’m wondering why someone like Donald Trump is on the ballot.

so both times trump was against women, he won. the one time he was against a man, he lost. oh y’all REALLY hate women. even when they’re trying to save you 😂😂😂😂

Your God told you to vote down reproductive Health measures but also told you to vote for a convicted felon/rapist. Oh ok

I’ve never done hot girl summer but I’m nailing introvert autumn, where we dress like Adam Sandler, stay in our houses that smell like candles & baked goods, and read all the books.

Maybe CEOs should buy bullet proof backpacks and have shooter drills at work. Just a thought

Cancelling $4T in taxes for 815 billionaires but not $1.7T in student debt for 40M Americans is the modern version of let them eat cake.

Until we have things like universal healthcare & guaranteed affordable housing for all, they aren’t yet spooked enough 🤷🏾‍♀️

me as a kid: the grinch was a bad guy me as an adult: honestly the grinch had some good points, he was misunderstood, and he just loves his dog

Anyone else threaten their athletes out of love? I often find myself saying things like “if you don’t eat I’m gonna punch you in the face” or “if you keep hiding symptoms from me we’re throwing hands”.

april fools is cancelled this year because there’s no bigger joke than the current state of america

BREAKING: 28 former Parkland students — now attending FSU — are calling out Ron DeSantis after surviving yet another school shooting. They helped raise the gun purchase age after Parkland. Now they’re watching DeSantis stand by as that protection is dismantled.

why be normal in a photo when I can throw up a peace sign and let everyone know I was born before the 2000s