please don’t offer me money for my username unless you’re confident you can outbid a $54 billion pharmaceutical company. thanks love u.

I love getting paid every week 💰🤩

I saw this and I wanted to retweet it but the protester’s face was in it... so I cropped it but I did need this to be seen.

2020 IS STILL OUR YEAR #Unite #BlackLivesMatter #NoJusticeNoPeace

I pray my friends get through the battles that they don’t tell me about!

My diet consists of water, Gatorade, Red Bull, Copenhagen, and Aussie bites..

I need to stop going to sportsman’s

Gets covid and wants a stimulus 🤣🤣🤣

Bro, date your best friend

I look like a child

the american people do not need hope the american people need money this isn’t fucking star wars

i just got the vaccine and the microchip that’s now in my brain came with another free U2 album

Not even sheep are safe from this account

prayer circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 abolish the 5 🕯 day work week 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla