Did not see “LA Tornado” on my apocalypse bingo card, but here we are.

I know I have small boobs because no one has ever asked if they were fake

Okay, new DM rule. No sending strangers multiple voice memos of a story they never asked to hear I can’t believe this is a thing.

Nothing that works for others has ever worked for me. By leaning into that mindset, not following others, and being undeniably myself, I find my own success.

Name a better feeling than your therapist saying: “I think this shows you’ve made a lot of progress”

NEW OPENING: ‘EXISTENTIAL’ featuring 70+ artists and curated by Antler and Thinkspace Projects ✨ Opening Reception across both Antler + Talon Gallery: Thurs, April 27 from 6-9pm - don't miss this if you are in Portland! Feat: Andrea Guzzetta : "Love Letter to Alaska"

Social media is the boyfriend that we can’t dump because in between beatings he tell us we are pretty.

Once I get done processing this complex trauma, it’s over for you hoes.

Look who’s in the Los Angeles Times today!

Law & Order is a fantasy show that posits "What if a cop did their job?".

This is what a "clump of cells" looks like 7-weeks after fertilization. Still think abortion “isnt murder”?

One of the biggest challenges as a freelance copywriter was collecting enough clients/hourly projects to make up a sustainable income. People love my work, but there’s not enough of it. This message is from a client that regularly pays me about 1/15 of what I need to pay rent.

Eastern European Women Comics 🤝 Saying “that’s funny” instead of laughing

If we’re friends and you ask me if I need anything, I’m going to say, “I’m fine!” because the real answer is “MONEY!” but I know you probably don’t have any either.

#art #artmeme

I don’t know who told old men this was cute, but stop trying to get my attention when I’m on my phone like you’re doing me a favor. I’m fucking busy and I know how to pay attention to multiple things at once, that’s how I noticed how annoying you are while sending this email.