i’m gonna need to confirm

All these people eating lovers shrimp….. sit around and.. stuff their face with shrimp

In New York and my ankle hurts everything is reminding me of Shell

Hamilton is like if weird al and j Cole had an insufferable twink child

I’m discussing Costco with the in-laws who live in Paris, asking “do they spell it C’ostceaux there” and the joke is bombing like an unobstructed road in Fallujah

I haven’t showered since last year

Who the fuck is Rachel senate? and is there also a Rachel congress

I’m at the coffee shop hearing a kings of Leon reggae cover over the PA

Fuk sp9rts betnning

Why is there a Columbia in the Tampa airport but not a Salems

I’m sick of hearing about Mulholland Dr.. what about Mulholland RN?

2026 is gonna be like

What r u going to gain from it? 😂