Like modern art...Why didn't I think of that?! Chris Christie: "Let's Track Immigrants Like FedEx Tracks Packages" talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/chris…

What I like most about Scott Walker's Canadian Wall proposal is how much of it would be out in the middle of the Great Lakes.

Yes! Another impeachment opportunity as Obama oversteps his authority with Congress and renames Mt. Whatchamacallit to Mt. Denali.

How do I recognize whether something is truly "new and/or improved", or if it's just a politically correct replacement?

Good point. The Cleveland Browns season opens Sept 13th, and the Ohio GOP will forget all about a mountain in Alaska. So will cable news.

Isn't it about time for another "Repeal Obamacare Party"? Free booze on the expense account and all.

"You can tell it's Mattel, it's swell!" youtu.be/aMqd5EQXD-g

How widespread is it that judges and magistrates follow their own religious beliefs first, and the written law only when convenient?

What are the benefits and detriments to ALPA's seemingly irrational policy stance: "There is no pilot shortage, only a pay shortage."

Now available: Urine test for "False Conservatives" $9.95. Franchises available at local gas stations / truck stops in assorted colors.

So obviously, Alex brought down Jeff.

Found enough time to watch "The Big Lebowski" one more time.

"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." — Joe Biden

How many coin flips to properly determine: Watch the GOP debate tonight, or watch the Cubs vs Pittsburgh?

Wednesday is Fed Funds Day, when USA food, drink, & nightlife become more like Greece, and the beaches all become legally topless.

Ultimately, like it or not, we all engage in at least one big socialist investment: that given enough time and resources, capitalism works.

Some have heard of my difficulties entering Houston grade school in 1959. I missed this playground event by minutes: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe_Eleme…

What is it about Ann Coulter's daily behavior that allows it to be described as a "job"?

The latest Viagra commercial presents just one woman, attractive, mid-30s, walking a hotel room, tossing a football.

Received my own company-wide notice of mandatory retirement today.