This evening I had to bring 2 sides for easter dinner and my plan was to cook something meh so I wouldn’t get asked to cook ever again. Everyone kept telling me how good everything was😒

Mother’s day was so laid back and relaxing…..before I was a mother🤨🥲😫

Just gonna skip mother’s day next year lmao

Never mind. Not in this economy

Just got the stalest chips ever from chipotle 😕

You scratched my CD!

First of all, do you think the GOVERNMENT would show everyone a photo if space if it actually showed something? No. They just photoshopped some shit together and said “boom! multiple galaxies” and everyone said “oooh ahhh space”

Me: I only asked for one hot dog Mike: Well it was 1 for $1.99 or 2 for $3 so it felt financially smarter to do that Mike: I also wanted to call you a double glizzy gobbler

Sometimes I LOL at the fact that I named my daughter Winter and my name is Summer

I think money for a new kate spade bag would solve all my mental health issues right now…Probably not but at least i’d have a new kate spade bag

Not many knew, but Dustin was seeing the kindest, most sweetest girl when he passed. He was on his way to her house that night. She checks on me almost weekly. He always wanted us to finally like someone he dated. Well D, we love her. We will take care of her.

First time in 6 years I haven’t gotten a birthday text from D. Cherish every moment you have with your loved ones. You never know what “last” it may be.

Ordered chipotle for delivery with a gift card and my entire order was wrong🤨

Were you born into an appetizers and soda family, or a waters only family?

Yes, I am taking my 11 month old trick or treating. Can she eat candy? No. But I sure can

Eggs are $10 right now, Mr. President…no one is taking their kids to the bahamas in this economy

Just received the absolute worst treatment at Marriott Bonvoy in Orlando. Don’t book here.