I can’t believe Lane finally gets to meet my grand parents in 50 days😭♥️

Can someone please explain why I told Evie “girllll” and she immediately said back “GORLLLLL”🤣😵‍💫

Today I offered for lane to bring his coffee creamer to work in a breast milk container & I’m still cackling about it hours later

Heartbroken that Childers gave up Jersey Giant. Such a bop

You know how certain smells bring you back to your childhood? I just washed my hands with the same scent of soap and spray I had in my kitchen when Covid first started. Like did that shit really happen? It feels like a fever dream

Nobody prepares you for the amount of things you will change your mind on a month before your wedding 😵‍💫

Can we make an across the board rule that it’s illegal to put fall scented stuff on shelves until the temps drop below 100?

Why does my 16 month old live like she’s constantly on an episode of Jackass

Running errands around a town where everybody knows each other is especially embarrassing on a spray tan day

A baby in a Jersey is quite literally the cutest shit I’ve ever seen 🥹

Still can’t believe I’m someone’s WIFE

I swear every time I turn the TV on I lose a little bit more faith in humanity

Living across the country from every single relative sucks, but during the Holidays it reallllllly sucks. I get homesick every year

The way I just got DUPED so hard by a cheap pregnancy test I bought to make sure I was okay to take a medication…. I’m about to sue for grippy sock vacation money

15 mins later and I am still not okay

I think the hardest part about having an addict as a parent is the constant internal struggle to allow yourself to care & feel things or to just shut off all emotion and go about your business

This shit sucks. That’s the only way to describe this whole situation

I don’t understand how you would choosing dying over getting help because you need to get high so bad. I just do not understand why you would choose to hurt your family like this

I will say, I now fully understand why my mom moved me away from this. This kind of hurt is worse than any heartbreak I’ve ever felt

Kinda in the mood to start a fight on Facebook