Some years ago, my eyes went blurry while at work. I figured I needed new contacts, so I casually rocked into an optometrist the following week. The next thing I knew, the doc was telling me I needed emergency surgery within the next 24-72 hrs or else I'd go BLIND (a thread)

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

Tomorrow. #CrazyAboutRugby

My first #AirNZSafetyVideo launch! 🥰✈️ it's a very exciting day so watch watch watch x

Why does it seem like no one in my immediate surroundings have watched euphoria? I need to talk about that ending/my new admiration for Zendaya. This is v inconvenient to me okay get it together team.

So @Facebook and @Twitter since its impossible to talk to a person, we'll try here. You are blocking us from boosting posts, because of profanity in our name. Here's what you need to know: It's our legal name. It was accepted by the Registrar of Companies here in NZ...

WAIT IS THIS A REAL MOVIE

Absolutely here for this thread 😍

I’d say one of my biggest skills is audibly crying at anything I choose to watch on a plane.

Every year, around this time, I just sit and wait/hope for news that fireworks are finally banned in NZ, and the Melbourne Cup is finally banned full stop. Ready when you are okay 👏

I honestly love #SpotifyWrapped season so much. What a playlist.

You know your dogs are accident prone when the vet sends you a Christmas card 😑

BEYONCÉ Self-Titled was released in December which means it's a Christmas album. Partition is a Christmas song.

Happy #AirNZSafetyVideo day 🥰

NZ lockdown isn't doing anything for my fondness for online shopping. Can't wait for that flood of deliveries in ~4 weeks 👏

Lockdown has turned my dogs into huge clingers, is this just life now?

White folks wanting to help? Here’s your one freebie. Then I’m off to play video games & enjoy a gummy. So pull up a chair: