It’s like John Wick meets Cool Runnings

lol AK staring down both Rahm and Bryson. I mean I know they have their piles of money to keep them warm but are there any two bigger losers in the pro game? Well, yes, Cam Smith and Joaco

Oh boy LIV, against all odds, had one interesting result in one event over three and a half years; get ready to never hear the end of it

New Workout Plan

On this, the day Collin Morikawa improbably won what was once known as Crosby’s Clambake, I learned that the Crosby in question, also improbably, recorded a nasty funk version of Sleigh Ride on the last LP he cut before he died

Our favorite local record shop had copies of Lord Willin’ and Strangeways that I balked at and dithered on, for months on the latter and years on the former, until someone else picked them up, but the second I saw this for roughly the same price? Well,

Wow, why didn’t they send Jost, Che, and Kenan to Milan instead of freaking Snoop Dogg???

You’re excited about Tiger not ruling out the Masters, I’m excited about Tiger being excited at the prospect of the Seniors Tour, we are not the same

I still think of my time there fondly but every DC poster twirling his mustache like, “Authentic DC DIVE BAR culture is alive and well, methinks,” over a fake JG Melon with a $52 hamburger run by a culinary wunderkind (trends that were on the way out in Philadelphia 15 years ago)

What’s your favorite Authentic, Analogue, home-grown DC dive bar? 1. Fake PJ Clarke’s in Shaw (“we have burger”) 2. Actual satellite PJ Clarke’s 3. Rayburn Cafeteria 4. Applebee’s by Fairfax Corner mall 5. Wonderland

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Did the Rory/Tommy/Collin group coordinate their outfits?

Rory hitting 44 foot apex drivers 😮‍💨

I am not a Lyricist but the beat is ATLiens

So MacArthur Park is in the news. I would be remiss if I didn’t recommend Sinatra and Costa’s version from Trilogy where, repeating their Stardust trick, Mr. S only sings the bridge, but for my money the best version is Waylon and the Kimberlys youtube.com/watch?v=RS7fQM…

I haven’t smoked in a decade but I got vampire-vampire-vampire

‘88 Land Cruiser GX High Roof RHD JDM model has only bid up to $6,600 with half an hour left … should I do something crazy….

Up to $11k. Still a steal!

Vibe Shift Watch: Guy driving around New Hope, PA, this sunny late February Saturday with all his windows down and The Life of Pablo cranked

Jesus Christ I hope Team USA wins tomorrow because I’ve been hearing about the goddamn Miracle on Ice my entire life and: Enough