ROMEO & JULIET x THE HUNGER GAMES Figured I’d pitch my #NA #F #R set in a dystopian world using comments from numerous beta readers. Yes, they're all adults, even the one asking for their mum. Anti-tropes: Soul mates but drawn together to kill each other. #UnhingedPit #Q

ALADDIN X GREEK MYTH Greek myth rare pair but romcom! Peleas, our MC, is an Aries. Let's take a look at his horoscope, shall we? #UnhingedPit #R #W #Q #A #upmarket

The "when ink swallows the sun" cocktail recipe ✨ 4 cubes of northern ice 1/2 cup of god blood 1/4 cup of mommy issues 2 tbspoons of identity crisis 1 tbspoon of "she wants to control me but AITA?" 1 teaspoon of "should I save or kill everyone hmm..." #unhingedpit #F #A #Q

Star Wars Ep. 1-3, but Anakin is a woman and war-thirsty spy, and Padme is a man who looks like Hercules, and they might end up on opposite sides of a war their love for each other started? #UnhingedPit #Q #A #F #SF

He's a ✨10✨ but he can't take anything seriously. He's also the cocky drumline section leader. She's a ✨10✨ but she's such a perfectionist, she's driving him crazy. They're a 20 but they keep subtracting their chemistry--until this summer. 🔥 #unhingedpit #YA #CR #R #OS

I (30M) am starting to worry about my wife's (30F) loyalty to the government - we're both dedicated statesmen but her determination to give citizenship to unregistered children makes me think she might be a terrorist. AITA? #UnhingedPit #A #SF #Q

If any lit agents want to rep a book about the dangers of algorithm-enabled mass surveillance hmu