Art! Art that ain't porn ooOoOhh—character of mine that I drew up and slapped some color onto

Part of the reason I don't post as much on Twitter is that I don't really like Twitter.

Smooch 🐺🍑

Over the desk 🐺

Fireplaces are relaxing

A little on the nose? (Who are we kidding—it's far from a little 🐺🍑)

Got to keep your friends well fed~ I haven't drawn a lot of big cats, so I wanted to change that! By bullying one. Also wanted to try including line art (I feel like PS makes that a challenge no matter what brush one uses—artists, what drawing apps do you use?)

Interrupting dueling in Bozja to butt post

Certainly others thought of this as well.

I want to sit on someone's face until they cum hands free.

All of these batshit changes are why I've been checked out of this mess of a site.

Got my 🟦☁️ code (it's so neat saying it in emoji), and I'm apparently torrentsamoyed.bsky.social on it Unrelated, I bought Dawn Chorus: Broken Harbours and I loved it. Semi-related, butt 🍑

Me, asking someone about this shot: "Does my camera make my ass look big?" Them: "No, that's just your ass."

A woman spotted me taking a selfie at the gym and offered to take a photo which was super sweet, but also I've got way too many dick pics for me to hand off my phone to anyone.

I sometimes think of the gym as a cakery. Low carb, but still 🍰

I've heard this sort of content isn't making it to feeds anymore, so if you catch it you catch it. Not the -most- ribald of captioning on my part, but c'est la vie.