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Jim Carrey made an appearance in my dream last night. He recorded me with his cellphone as if I were a celebrity. Now I know what it would feel like to live in a fishbowl. Good one, Jim. ALGUIEN

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I wrote a book 📚 does that count?

A lesson I learned from men: be a little more selfish.

Nothing is perceived directly. Everything is filtered through the mind of the observer.

I miss drum circles.

@phillip2842 electronic cigs were so trendy though

I remember twitter. It's like a secret facebook.

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@phillip2842 you are a fine mofo!

My husband is the sexiest man in this world!!

Happy New year twitterverse! #NewYearsEve

Gnarly. That is how you spell gnarly.

Tony Robbins is a douchebag.