Tahhh, who be Monica? It’s Esquire mhen🤭

Chatgpt is dangerously pessimistic. It’d make sense if it led anyone into depression.

nobody warns you how much thinking you’ll have to do as an adult.

i’ll be productive tomorrow, i just don’t know which tomorrow.

i need money but i also need rest but i also need enjoyment but i also need everything. *bawls*

I need a nonchalant response to “I’m disappointed in you”.

Portable.

God abeg,I no wan diee for trenches 🥹

Gehgeh’s academy.

And finally… my marks here… I’m glad to be a part of the blue ticks… Uhm… I can’t wait to make the best of this… Behold… 😅

Good morning, my pookies💕 Will you be going to church?

Omo It should unintroduce us abeg.

I’ve gassed up guys I thought were ugly. I won’t mess with anyone’s confidence.

ungodliness steers shame and reproach

Guys, I’m on three day restriction because of that stuff ohhh. That’s why I can’t follow back. It ends today sha. So from tomorrow 💕

this drops 22/04. same day as the brand’s 1 YR anniversary. 🐊

Guys, I need a glucose guardian. Gender is immaterial.