A perfectly happy and healthy american scientist with two kids, a loving wife and a dog as soon as he discovers a clean source of energy.

please do not confuse being educated with being intelligent cause you can have a masters degree and still be an idiot

When you close the Strait then open it again.

I do *not* want an AI "summary" of an email, or a book, or a life. I do not want an AI summary of a winter sky, or my father's hands, or the hope in my child's eyes. I do not want an AI summary of the human heart, or the first little shiver of lust, or the long good work of love.

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Breaking news 🚨🇹🇭 In Thailand, a cat that repeatedly bit police officers was taken to the station, photographed for a mugshot, had its paw prints taken, and was officially declared a “repeat offender.”

monkeys can see and learn, but human men can't/won't

The only data centers that communities actually need are PUBLIC LIBRARIES.

every day I realise I'm an idiot with a deteriorating brain, and I blame the covid pandemic for it

after a lot of 3am (over)thinking I've come to pinpoint 3 turning points in my life since when everything started going downhill or worse or weird: - when I chose business studies over medicine - when mom passed - when the covid pandemic started

This should be a good world PR case study for the poor kids who'll study business in the next five years

A group of young Kestrels seeing a butterfly for the first time

There's a new Nutella SAY WHAT??! 😱 what does it taste like? is it good? will it be good? Omg

no one cares about your health problems, most of all the NHS who puts you on a 100-year waitlist

desi admi ko maximum 1/2 hour do aur wo kisi na kisi level ka chootyapa dekha deta hai

someone do this for me

our rotating projectile tire video is a trending thing now 😭 just saw a lego version

#TheFutureNeeds peanut butter nutella cheesecake cups

"I do love my sandwich, good with a spread more o' Nutella, more peanut butter and profound, than mine own life." #ModernShakespeare