bc a day without my pookie is like a battlefield

Why would I go to ibiza when I can go to Pembroke Pines

jane birkin with her baskets that inspired the hermès birkin bag, rest in peace to the timeless style icon and epitome of effortless chic </3

i like being 23. i also liked being 21. i’ll like being 28. & even when i hated it i sort of just decided to learn to love it. because at the end of the day, love does abound infinitely. you just have to be open to possibility & radically accepting of suffering. that’s true IDGAF

I’ve never seen two people who look more like afghan hounds.

she’s getting her bag… but at what cost

so no cuddle is so me

people being like "omg she's so random 🤪" literally wouldn't get it this is a carefully calculated aesthetic maneuver this is sophisticated vibeotics these are further symptoms of a carolina girl summer and i wouldn't expect someone living outside of the deep south to understand

And bitch you’re not even fitted

watching house of dragon with my dad and the way his face dropped 😨 “y a ella le gusta el tío”

still embarassed by the time i used "mimir" to mean sleep for an assignment in spanish class. i totally forgot the word dormir and this meme was fresh on my mind so i put mimir. my teacher was even confused like "how do you even know this word" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

me when the twitter bird dies :(

i hate when old people on ebay know the worth of what they’re selling… give me the miu miu flats for $15 grandma

what is it about replying to a man’s prompt on hinge that makes it feel so dehumanizing……

Timothee chalamet it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

My boyfriend told me about how when he was a teenager he would invite girls over to his house in rural Sweden and make them deli meat sub sandwiches, which he had learned about in the US, to impress them and they would tell him, “I never knew that a sandwich could be like this!”