Alicia Keys can play two pianos at once; Meanwhile, I can’t text and talk at the same time. #Grammys

oof how I almost never tweet but then when I have to do my #homework it suddenly becomes a priority 😅

"if you don't know how the treat a woman then close your eyes there's no point in looking" #EllaMai

Your horoscope now comes with its own playlist 🌙✨ Choose your sign and listen now 👉 spoti.fi/2SBXSTe

and he's wenzhounese too ✊

saw this beautiful creation in person :')

Why don't Timberland come in size 5 or 5.5???

Even if someone goes away, feelings dont go away

Since matter can neither be created nor destroyed, the atoms you are composed of, technically make you as old as the universe

The most cardio I get is tossing and turning trying to fall asleep at night

Drinking an iced coffee with a paper straw is always a race to finish before the straw disintegrates. Paper straw anxiety is real.

rt if you want me Netflix star bojack horseman to win an emmy from the @televisionacad

Getting the I stick in Tetris right when you're about to lose hope #IsMoreSatisfyingThanSex

The devil works hard, but Barbie’s marketing team is INSANE Small visual thread of all their awesome work as of late:

The dragon headed caterpillar

This reference to buried alive has me rolling

My life’s mission to try this fruit now “taste reminiscent of a mixture of banana, passionfruit, and lychee”