My least favorite low IQ talking point is that pokemon needs a “sound type”

coffee into a high salt and oil dish you're gonna blow a hole through the seat of your car on the drive home

just hit me that Kiriko’s essentially an Atlus Rerelease Girl oh my god LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#SellTonyKhanIntoWhiteSlavery

david finlay in aew

He was supposed to save NXT, he was supposed to save us man

Three of my favorite NJPW wrestlers of 2025 are in the AEW undercard in Diddy Allen vortex i want Tony Khan fucking DEAD

Darby Allen getting his 6th win over the war dogs in a row followed by David Finlay entering the vortex followed by the 2026 Iiconics pulling a Jey Uso and running their entrance back just to get whooped by Alex Windsor… AEW so fuckin ass

David Finlay been in AEW for 6 minutes and the timeline already talking about Bullet Club civil war i hate you Finn Balor

Tony KKKhan this is your first and final warning you either strap the Savage King up or we gon have a problem. Finlay Phalanx done playing games

Finlay after lowball contract #3 and watching that Ricky Starks segment:

I want you to die bro like please do it for me bro i hate you bro i hope they kirk you bro

At this point Hiromu in the Don Callis Family with how wrong this nigga was

Two best Gaijin in the game signed to Khantanamo Bay in Darby Allin vortex i fucking hate contract season in NJPW man

NJPW free agents saw this and called TKKK immediately

Skye Blue get more white every Dynamite

running back DIY/FTR would be the most Snatching Defeat From The Jaws of Victory move in AEW since, idk, airing the Brawl In tape maybe? been a while since such an obvious loser move. Johnny Gargano please sign a new 10000 year contract asap.

My goat heard he'd be in a stable with Lexis King and immediately decided Darby Allin vortex was better

Beast way to get out of the company but unfortunate end to a gorgeous title