I’m so #blessed 🙏🏽I don't want to be brag but all those years living from paycheque to paycheque and I've finally saved enough to buy a Vodafone data plan and download this picture 🙌🏽👌🏽

100 years ago on 4th November, just a single week before the Armistice, Wilfred Owen died. His poetry still rings as true today as it did then poetryfoundation.org/poems/47393/an…

Everyday this week at Costa- Barista lady: Thank you and would you like to join our loyalty program? Me: Not today thanks! Today at Costa- Barista lady: Thank you and have a nice day Me: Not today thanks! I can never go there again

Oh Birmingham, never change

It's All In The Game, Yo #RIPMichaelKWilliams

If you’re in London on Mon 5 Jun, please come to the ExCel for a summit on Ending sexual violence. I’ll be in a panel about rising (cont...)

...violence against women after the Arab Spring at 6.30pm. William Hague & Angelina Jolie will be hosting the three day summit.

@Mr_Brookes04 yes, it's free & I'll be speaking on the rollback of women's rights. If you're in the area, it'd be awesome to see you man.

Man Thinks People Care Enough About Him To Be Let Down By His Failures onion.com/1w0RjVF

Lest we forget.

"Tell Mike it was only business, I always liked him" - RIP Sal (Abe Vigoda)

To the Americans who are worried that the very worst of thier country might soon be running it, maybe you can understand the Middle East now

On Pall Mall today, walked past a ringing public telephone. Stopped, picked it up, it was a PPI call.

RIP the incredible, inspirational Zaha Hadid. A huge loss to the world of design and creativity

Looks like Canary Wharf is now part of the US Coast

Suf Tip #1: Fellas, forgotten your dates name? Call her Muhammed. it’s the most popular name in the world so you might well be right.

7 years ago, this Nobel peace prize winners release from incarceration gave me hope. This week, she's trivialised her governments genocide. x.com/Suf/status/348…

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth-- BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ME: Joe. Happy birthday to Joe Biden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.