Details - The Garden of Earthly Delights, Hieronymus Bosch,1490.

BRAT SUMMER

oh im sorry, is a mango’s juice too sweet? is the summer’s breeze too refreshing?

If aliens ever visit Earth, I think the first thing we should do is show them Stop Making Sense (1984). Second thing is shots of Malort.

Every museum can be a Selfie Museum if you're ok with having actually cool stuff in the background.

That's Christoph. Hope this helps.

Owls be like

That's George. Hope this helps.

If you bring snacks into the Field Museum, don't forget your bear-proof container. Our Daspletosaurus needs a challenge.

Happy 12th birthday, Kimalu! Middle school can be tough. I recommend making an ally of a tall girl with no filter. Stay behind her; she will protect you.

That's Craig. Hope this helps.

Happy Labor Day to everyone laying out on the concrete at Oak Street Beach. Real relaxing stuff.

If SUE the T. rex has a million fans, then I am one of them. If SUE the T. rex has ten fans, then I am one of them. If SUE the T. rex has only one fan then that is me. If SUE the T. rex has no fans, then that means I have sadly perished.

If a wild animal attacked me I would just act passive aggressive until it stopped.

I'm not trying to be mean but why did you guys ever think we stood up like that.

Hey, guys - I’ve been in the woods for 6 hours. Did anything political happen while I was gone?