What a strange night of football 🤯🤷🏽‍♀️

Fuck me, it’s worse than double chemistry

How can I succumb to commersialism this year when there’s no John Lewis cuddly toy?! Isn’t that what Christmas is about? #johnlewischristmasadvert

Hugo when he's told to chill out.. #LoveIsland

How annoyed would you be if you were BioNTech and your name went second on a vaccine you'd co-made meaning everyone just referred to it as "The Pfizer one". Just a thought. #COVIDVaccination

Brutal news about Sean Lock today. I loved him. I’m watching clips of him right now - laughing & crying. I’ll miss him so much.

Questioning myself as to why I never made it to university after knowing A Tale of Two Cities starts with the line "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"... and then confirming why, by giggling at "tits". #universitychallenge

Being an adult is basically permanent anxiety, opening egg boxes and checking the eggs over before buying them, and some sort of backache.

Petition to get a bigger sachet of sauce in a king Potty Noods 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

.1st Central imagine being failed on security for saying your car is a Range Rover Evoque and not a "Land Rover Range Rover"I cannot believe the stupidity of this! Never paying less again for insurance, just gonna stick to companies I've heard of!! It's worth the extra money just

.1st Central ... just to speak to someone with some common sense!! Moral of the story... stick to your Direct Line's and your Admiral's.

So that, now, the world can enjoy ab epic battle. The immaculately oiled, scientifically engineered, nitro-boosted machine that is Pep Guardiola's City, versus the very human, passionate, relatable team of heroes that is Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool. (13/13, end)

Producers NEED to play the song 'Candyman' by Aqua to a montage of Sean's clips when he leaves. 🙏🏽🍭 #loveisland #LoveIslandUK