You need some manners, King Under the Mountain. x.com/VehementThane/…

When Baby Daddy is Thranduil on Kik and you're Sauron, but Barding so hard.

Bard the Bowman. Thranduil. pic.x.com/ccnZytIMoj

I feel bad for the elves of Rivendell. x.com/VehementThane/…

My son [@HeirOfDale] is going to be getting married. I couldn't be happier. {Happy dad noises.}

{Moves over to knock on Autumn's door.} Ahem. Are you ready?

{Offers Autumn my arm.} Then let us go... He is waiting.

{Slowly walks Autumn down the aisle.} #FaedaAndBainWedding

{Smiles down Autumn before turning his attention and proud smile to @HeirOfDale.} #FaedaAndBainWedding

{Watches both @HeirOfDale and Autumn, paying close attention.} 𝑺𝒊𝒈𝒓𝒊𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒂𝒍𝒆 #FaedaAndBainWedding

{Sits down in the back of the crowd at the #FaedaAndBainWedding. May or may not have inspected the rings, just to make sure.}

By the power invested in me, Melkor, (maybe Erú too), I pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride. #FaedaAndBainWedding

{Single, proud, man tear.} #FaedaAndBainWedding

I sure do know now.

I'm here... {Smirks.} I trust that you two are... Safe and he treats you with respect. x.com/LaketownRoyalt…

Then I approve. x.com/LaketownRoyalt…

{Gives her an affectionate squeeze.} I do. x.com/LaketownRoyalt…

{Gently pats her shoulder.} I'm truly happy that you're happy. x.com/LaketownRoyalt…

I'm glad. {Beams proudly.} x.com/LaketownRoyalt…